Beverages


26
Mar 10

Strawberry Chocolate Milk!

Chocolate milk is delicious. Strawberry milk is delicious as well. But what if we made strawberry chocolate milk? Would that also be delicious? There’s only one way to find out.

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Earlier today I gathered the necessary ingredients; milk, strawberry Nesquik, and chocolate Nesquik. I poured a nice tall glass of cold refreshing milk.

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I added a spoonful of strawberry Nesquik.

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I added a spoonful of chocolate Nesquik.

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After stirring the mixture well, this is what I had.

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It was very very tasty!


13
Mar 10

I Can Has Strawberry Milk?

Sure, we all know that chocolate milk is delicious, but did you know that strawberry milk is good too? Not only is it tasty, but it is quick and easy to make!

Simply purchase some strawberry powder and milk.

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Pour a nice tall glass of icy cold milk. Add a couple spoonfuls of strawberry powder.

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Stir your milk until the powder is completely dissolved.

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And finally, add a straw to your delicious beverage to make it fun to drink! Enjoy.


16
Feb 10

Stuff I Like

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I like hotel rooms.

I like leaving my hotel room and coming back to find it clean. It’s sort of magical.

I like ice cream. I like going to a park and eating ice cream with a girl.

I like coolers. They can keep ice cream cold. Also, they keep beverages cold too.

I like cold beverages.

I like Burger King. They have good burgers. They also have cold beverages.

I like sitting next to Leah and occasionally glancing over at her. If I’m lucky, she’ll crack a smile.


25
Jan 10

Water Can Be Dangerous

These days, the public seems to have great interest in such topics as the year 2012, Pants on the Ground, and Domino’s new pizza recipe. But I’m not going to write about any of those things today. I want to discuss a much more exciting topic. Water.

It’s no secret that drinking an adequate amount of water is essential to good health. You could be dead in two or three days without water. So obviously, drinking plenty of water is a good idea. However, it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

One day during my less than brilliant teenage years, I decided to try drinking an entire gallon of water. My sole reason for doing so was just to see if I could do it. I succeeded, but that was one of the most miserable days of my life.

It felt as though there was water all the way up to my chest. I could barely move and my stomach was in extreme pain. After about 12 minutes or so, I needed to use the bathroom. 12 minutes later, I needed to use the bathroom. 12 minutes later, yes you guessed it, I needed to use the bathroom. This pretty much continued all night long.

I’m writing this blog because I bet at this very moment there is a teenage boy out there somewhere staring at a gallon of water and wondering if he can drink the whole thing. I just wanna say, DON’T DO IT.

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13
Jan 10

Midweek Thoughts – Part 2

It’s Wednesday, that means it’s time for another exciting round of Midweek Thoughts.

The following words can be found on a large McDonalds cup, “Here’s to you – A toast to your wisdom, clever drink buyer – you have selected a classic fountain beverage, precisely mixed for maximum refreshment.” Is it just me or is McDonalds trying to sound like Burger King there? Every time I read that, I hear the voiceover guy from the Burger King commercials in my head.

I saw a first look at the 2011 Ford Focus last night on CNET. It looks nothing like a Ford Focus! The vehicle is not only beautiful, but it will feature automatic parallel parking assistance. Ford is apparently trying to reposition the Focus as a mid-level instead of an entry-level vehicle. I definitely need to start stashing as much money as I can, ‘cause I want one.

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After carefully considering the matter, I’ve come to the conclusion that NBC is run by a bunch of idiots. Anyway, just in case Conan happens to be one of the five people reading this blog, I just want to say, YOU ROCK MY SOCKS, CONAN O’BRIEN. I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND WATCH IT OCCASIONALLY!


12
Jan 10

FREE BEER!

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I feel as though this blog isn’t receiving enough traffic. Therefore I have written “FREE BEER” twenty-five times above. No, there isn’t actually any free beer here, but I did find this nifty little sign.

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Personally, I’ve never had beer, but based on the awful smell, I doubt that I would like it.

Anyway, as long as you’re here you might as well check out the other entries. And ya know, keep coming back… forever.