The Mysteries Of The Universe

Sometimes when I wash my socks, there seems to be a couple missing after the process is completed. I can’t help but wonder where those socks go.

For some reason, leftover spaghetti always tastes better than the fresh stuff. I don’t know why, and I’ll never understand it. Maybe I should just start making my spaghetti in advance.

For the life of me, I cannot understand why some people seem to be unable to comprehend the concept of a car blinker. You’re turning. Put on your blinker. You’re changing lanes. Put on your blinker. It’s really not difficult.

Why do people ever start smoking in the first place? Cigarettes are disgusting. Smoking is disgusting. It’s a horrible waste of money and sort of akin to taking a pile of cash and lighting it on fire. I realize it’s addicting and therefore hard to quit, but why ever even start?

These are just a few of the things I spend my life pondering. They are the mysteries of the universe.

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