First of all, I want to clear one thing up. The nasty rumour, started by me about myself, that I no longer have anything to write about in my blog is completely an unequivocally false. I have lots of interesting things to write about and will continue to do so no matter what I say about myself! *glares at self*
Now today I want to talk to you about a topic very near and dear to my heart. That topic is soft things.
Soft things are wonderful. Soft things make the world a better place. I like to lay my head on soft things at night. Soft things are great for hitting people with as you can get let out your aggression without hurting anyone. In fact, the act of smacking each other several times with soft things until feathers start flying has been known to be quite enjoyable in some circles.
Here is a brief list of some of my favourite soft things:
Pillows
Hoodies
Marshmallows
Fruit Snacks
Recliners
Beds
Office Chairs
Squishy Toys
Oh, yeah and…
and…
and…
YOUR FACE!
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