Nail Clippers

nail-clipper

Nail clippers are amazing. They are much easier to use for nail clipping than say a pocket knife or a hacksaw. And it’s pretty much impossible to lose a finger to a nail clipper!

Can you imagine what life was like before nail clippers existed? It must’ve been absolutely horrible! If I ever invent a time machine, I am going to go back in time and take nail clippers  with me. The people would marvel! They would celebrate! They would have banquets in my honour! My place would be forever etched in the annals of history as the “time traveling nail clipper guy.”

I bet I’ve purchased fifty or more nail clippers in my lifetime. I tend to lose the little buggers, and when I really need one, I can’t find one. I know you might be thinking “nail clippers aren’t thaaat important.” But lemme tell you something, Buster Brown, you’re going to change your tune the next time you have a hangnail!

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  1. They are also helpful when you have that little piece of string loose from an article of clothing. I don’t typically carry scissors with me so nail clippers come in handy :)

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