Mountain Dew at Piggly Wiggly

There sure are a lot of ways to buy Mountain Dew at Piggly Wiggly.


You can get 2-liter bottles!


6-packs of 24 ounce bottles!


24-packs of cans!


12-packs of cans!

You can also get 20 ounce bottles from the cooler by the cash registers, but I didn’t take a picture of that ‘cause I didn’t want to get any funny looks or explain why I was taking pictures.


You can also get a can of Dew from this vending machine outside.


Or you can get a 20 ounce bottle from this vending machine!

You know what’s stupid though? A 20 ounce bottle of Dew inside the store costs $1.59. A 20 ounce bottle outside the store costs $1.25. A 12 ounce can outside costs 50 cents. So between those three choices, the cheapest option is actually cans from the vending machine outside. You can get two cans for a buck. Not only is that a quarter cheaper, but you get 4 extra ounces.

Your soda prices make no sense, Piggly Wiggly!

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One comment

  1. I think this should qualify as a legal offensive strike in the Dew war…

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