My Bathroom Is Clean!

I, Mr Nethead, have just cleaned my bathroom! Now there’s two reasons a guy like me would clean the bathroom. Reason one, company is coming over. Reason 2, it’s so disgusting that I find myself thinking, “wow, this is too gross even for me.”

So I mopped the floor, scrubbed the tub, washed the basin, and cleaned the toilet. After doing all that my first thought was, “I never want to use this bathroom again.”

But how can I avoid using my bathroom? I do, after all, live here. Perhaps I could use my neighbours’ bathrooms. This is sorta how I imagine that scenario going down.

*knock knock* “Yeah, hi, I was wondering if I could use your bathroom.”

“Well… I guess so. Is there something wrong with your bathroom?”

“No. It’s just clean and I don’t want to mess it up again.”

*neighbour slams door in my face*

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