Midweek Thoughts – Part 26


Oh hi, Wednesday! I see you’ve come again. It feels like I haven’t seen you in a week! And now, on with the Midweek Thoughts!

Today I received an email from one of my credit cards stating, “You are not opted in for over the credit limit coverage.” Oh really? You mean that if I were to hit my limit I wouldn’t be allowed to use my card anymore? Awesome! If there’s one thing I like to do, it’s stay within my limits. I find it confusing that they want me to “request over the limit coverage.” That seems silly. If they really think I’m worthy of spending more than my limit, maybe they should just raise my limit.

Have you ever noticed that “limit” is a funny looking word? Look at it! It’s so… vertical. You’ve got the L, two I’s and a T with the m holding it all together. It’s almost as if the L and T are two pillars, the two I’s are support columns, and the m is the door. The word “limit” is a work of art!

Speaking of m’s, I would personally like to thank God for inspiring man to invent the m&m. I’m especially fond of the peanut butter variety and could probably eat them every day if I didn’t restrain myself. But really, who knows what’ll happen? There’s a lot of time left today. And some m&ms would be pretty sweet… and chocolatey… and peanut buttery…

*drifts off for a second* Oh, umm, Thank you! Have a good day and come again! 

One comment

  1. You are an entertaining writer, Sam. Not sure that I like it, though, that you put me in mind of my favorite junk food — M&Ms — just before it’s time to go to bed. I’ll have to go chomp on a carrot or something …

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