Posts Tagged: bachelor

Life — 2 Comments
9
Feb 10

The Greatness of Bachelorhood

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Bachelorhood is great. Being a bachelor gives me the freedom to do whatever the heck I want. Here are some of my favourite things about being a bachelor.

I can eat marshmallows for dinner if I want to.

There’s always plenty of room in the fridge.

I can get out of bed at 2am for a snack and not disturb anyone.

Sitting in my recliner and watching TV and movies all day is a perfectly acceptable way to spend a day off.

I can go out and buy a 46 inch television without consulting anyone.

There’s really no need to make the bed.

There’s instant access to the shower every time.

And the best thing about being a bachelor…

*drum roll*

I can whiz with the door open.

Yes, being a bachelor is great. But I’d be willing to give up all that greatness for the right girl. Crazy, huh?

Food — 1 Comment
16
Jan 10

A Bachelor Breakfast

We all know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. After a long night of sleeping and fasting, it’s important to “break the fast” with a well-balanced and nutritious breakfast. You need a good mix of protein, carbohydrates, and fat.

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Here are all the foods you need for a wholesome breakfast.

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Looks fantastic, doesn’t it?

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The delicious “cereal” shown in the photo above provides fat, carbs, and even a little protein from the nutritious chocolate milk.

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Here’s a nice protein source.

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And finally, some important carbs from the “fruit.”

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So who wants to come over for breakfast?