Posts Tagged: cookies

Feb 10

Ah, What a Tasty Treat

It started a few hours ago. I had a feeling, a longing, a desire, a hankering… for an ice cream sandwich. But alas, I did not have any ice cream sandwiches on hand. After thinking about it for a few hours, I decided to make the long, grueling two minute drive over to Piggly Wiggly to obtain some ice cream sandwiches.

Now I had intended to emerge from Piggly Wiggly clutching a box of ordinary ice cream sandwiches. But what I actually left with was so much better.


I found Mrs. Fields chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches! And to top it off, they were on sale. This is one of my very favourite ice cream treats.


Although to be honest, the actual product doesn’t look quite as good as the pictures on the box. But they’re still really good!


That ice cream sandwich is resting now… in my belly.

Jan 10

Cookies, Burgers and Socks

The lady who served me at McDonalds yesterday was very pleasant and nice. I think I might go back and ask her if she’d like to be my friend. If she agrees, I will then inform her that good friends hand out free cookies. Mmmm… cookies.


Anyway, as I sat at my desk munching my two cheeseburgers, it occurred to me that what I was eating probably had about as much nutritional value as a sock. After all, they charge a mere dollar for an entire cheeseburger. It boggles my mind when I think about it, and I can’t help but wonder how they pull it off. That must be some very low quality meat. On the plus side though, I’m fairly certain they taste better than a sock. I guess the only way to truly be sure would be to try eating a sock. But… I’m… not going to to do that.

Jan 10

Hello 2010!

It’s a new year. But it’s not just a new year, it’s a new decade. It’s a time for fresh starts, new beginnings, hope for the future and of course some New Year’s Resolutions!

Now most people tend to set unrealistic goals, and because of that, give up on their resolutions by mid-February. I’m not going to to do that though. I intend to pace myself with a nice set of goals that I really feel I have a good chance of keeping.

In 2010 I resolve to:

Continue not smoking. That’s right, I have never smoked in my life. Do I feel tempted to do so? Not at all. Thus, this goal is a perfect New Year’s resolution.

Continue enjoying my recliner. My recliner is something special. It reclines very far. It’s very comfortable. I can sit in it for hours on end and my butt doesn’t even complain!

Watch more TV. I’m paying $135 a month for cable. But between Netflix, Facebook, my computers, Wii, PS3 and texting my friends, there just doesn’t seem to be enough time to watch TV!

Eat cookies. I love cookies. I intend to eat many in 2010! Are you going to eat cookies in 2010? If not, you’re a weirdo and I’m not sure that I’m comfortable being around you.

Eat a carrot. It will be tough, but I think I can do it.

See a squirrel scampering about during the summer time. I might even wave and say, “Hi squirrel!”

Listen to music. Hey, I’m listening to music right now. That means I’ve already kept this resolution. I am awesome!

Practice making the letter Z in cursive. That’s a tough one, especially if it’s a capital Z.

Place 50 orders at I placed 42 in 2009. Here’s an interesting tidbit; 2002 was the first year I ordered from Amazon. I had 4 orders that year.

Eat PopChips every month this year. Mmmm… PopChips.

Wow, making this list of resolutions was a lot of hard work. I think I will go reward myself with cookies… and PopChips… Mmmm.