Posts Tagged: hoodies

Mar 10


Today I would like to discuss the world’s greatest article of clothing. I am talking, of course, about the hoodie. Hoodies are warm, comfortable, and they look great. If it starts to rain, the hood is a big help.They can be worn by men and women, and even shared between couples.

Nearly everyone looks better in a hoodie. That 500 pound guy at the grocery store who has to drive around in the handicap cart – he’d look better in a hoodie.

But some people object to the hoodie. Apparently, hoodies were at one point associated with gangs and other criminal elements. Therefore, older people in particular may disapprove of the hoodie, despite the fact that it is a harmless garment that is comfortable and convenient.

They’re particularly controversial in the United Kingdom where apparently some stores have banned hoodies from their premises. I guess the hoodie critics are right. I mean, don’t I just look so threatening in a hoodie?


Mar 10

Soft Things


First of all, I want to clear one thing up. The nasty rumour, started by me about myself, that I no longer have anything to write about in my blog is completely an unequivocally false. I have lots of interesting things to write about and will continue to do so no matter what I say about myself! *glares at self*

Now today I want to talk to you about a topic very near and dear to my heart. That topic is soft things.

Soft things are wonderful. Soft things make the world a better place. I like to lay my head on soft things at night.  Soft things are great for hitting people with as you can get let out your aggression without hurting anyone. In fact, the act of smacking each other several times with soft things until feathers start flying has been known to be quite enjoyable in some circles.

Here is a brief list of some of my favourite soft things:




Fruit Snacks



Office Chairs

Squishy Toys

Oh, yeah and…